放心...这些家伙早已知道只会在过去采取行动。

Eeeaaasy...these guys have been known to take action in the past.

-- John Atkinson

这应该是「躺下」而不是「放下」，笨蛋！

It's 'lie down' not 'lay down,' stupid!

-- Harry Bliss

今天的餐汤是字母汤，您可选择 Times New Roman，Helvetica 或 Comic Sans。

The soup today is alphabet soup in your choice of Times New Roman, Helvetica or Comic Sans.

-- Randy Glasbergen

我的触控式萤幕电脑控告我性骚扰！

My touch-screen computer accused me of sexual harassment!

-- Randy Glasbergen

GRANDMA!

-- Nate Fakes

All I'm saying is we plug these into Excel, let it do its thing, and then we can all play until lunch!

All I'm saying is we plug these into Excel, let it do its thing, and then we can all play until lunch!

IPOD, YOUPOD, WEPOD, THEYPOD

-- Randy Glasbergen

我的手臂疼痛

My arm hurts.

-- Reader's Digest

她从来没有点击「喜欢」我在Facebook上发布的东西！

She never clicks 'like' when I post something on Facebook!

-- Randy Glasbergen